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(Note: This is satire.)

Opposition

Sadly, not everyone stands in awe at the majestic epicness of fully autonomous killer machines meteing out death on the field of battle.

A nefarious collection of bleeding hearts have started a campaign to actually stop killer robots! The nerve. These killjoys stand athwart the march of progress and must be stopped!

Do they think that those Pashtun wedding parties and Arab schools are going to bomb themselves (aside from the sucide bombers)? Do they really expect good-natured American servicemen to pull the trigger on every hadji who’s whining about his house getting blown up? Do they actually want our brave fighting men and women to make the terrible decision to kill another person every time that the neocons get another wet dream?

What planet do these people come from?!