Support Killer Robots!

(Note: This is satire.)

How to Join

There are many actions that you can take to hasten the coming Robot Apocalypse Awakening. You can start by writing to your Congresscritter, demanding that they do their utmost to help those who are making our future robot warriors. Chances are that they're already in the pockets of the defense contractors, but a little encouragement doesn't hurt.

Here are some other things that you can do.

  • When you go to the movie theater and see robots battling humans, cheer on the robots.
  • On the street, ask random strangers if they have let their future robot masters into their hearts.
  • During Internet arguments, call out opponents of killer robots for the dirty hippies that they really are.